A joke sent by qy.. Very Funny!! wahahaha!!

Man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big.......I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the Barbecue grill.'

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and thenwent over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.'Yes, I was right.........your butt is two inches wider than our barbecue grill!'

The woman chose to ignore her husbandLater that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.'What's wrong?' he asks.

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one lousy little sausage?'