Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married MEN Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...
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Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside.
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Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi . Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Man Quits Smoking Because Of Will Power.He Quits Drinking Because Of Will Power. But He Quits Womanizing Because He Has The Will But No Power.
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
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